Devil Loses In Georgia Again
Devil Loses In Georgia Again
The devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for a seat to steal He was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man Wiping his nose and picking his snot And the devil jumped Up on a Starbucks booth And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it But I'm a Democrat too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll do a favor for you
The boy said, "my name's Jonny And I like the way that sounds Let's fill the hole Who needs a soul Let's turn this thing around."
The devil opened up his case And he said, "I'll start this show." And the media came swarming down And Hollywood was aglow.
It looked it was a sure thing Morning Joe made an evil hiss And Rachel Maddow joined in And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished Jonny said I got this thing won Everybody hates Trump The voting is already done.
But the voting hadn't started The Donald's more popular than some think And the night was quick And Handel won in an almost easy blink
The devil bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat And gave a kick to Jonny's butt With one of his cloven feet
Jonny said "Hey, you were the one with fix I did my best So I failed the test I don't even live in District 6."
Devil Loses In Georgia Again
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